So many options so little time

Seven days and counting…so many options and so little time. What Fruit Cake do we buy (we buy because we want all those preservatives so the Fruit Cake is well preserved for many years, much like plastic surgery) Round, Square, Glossy, Bundt, Pre-wrapped, Designer, Old Fashioned, from Vermont or Texas, etc…

Our heads are spinning much as if we had consumed a Fruit Cake. Do we buy online or go on a local hunt?

Which victim (sorry) we mean person do we select to receive this Inaugural First Fruit Cake Chain Letter? This is such an assume responsibility on what criteria is the selection based: family, friend, business associate, employee, mail carrier, male, female, republican, democrat, libertarian, ……

Too much to decide …this calls for a beer and a nap.